Exciting news this week as Sky Sports uncover a breaking news story from deep in the badlands of East Hull:
This is how Sky viewers saw the dramatic events
That's right folks, Fleggy has finally done the decent thing and fucking retired from pool. Most people thought he already had retired. Pool in Hull has never been in better shape as from yesterday. There is now renewed interest in trips to Yarmouth, everyone's joining the county team again and Lucy faints in Hustlers when she hears the news:
Bricknell Ave hold an impromptu street party:
David shows the bar staff in Three John Scotts just how happy he is:
"THAT'S how happy I am bitch. You made me do that"
Gareth Potts sent a personal message to Martin on his tearful retirement:
Hi there, Fleddy, it's me Gareth here. Just want to wish you all the
best on your retirement from the game. Obviously I've never heard of you Fleddy,
and no one I know has heard of you and by all accounts the lads from Hull,
especially my great Tour mate Wayne Bristow, are really glad to see the back of you.
You were a disgrace to our sport and, frankly, just fuck off.
Thanks to Gareth for his kind words there.
Meanwhile in Newbridge Club Fleggy's past opponents are gutted at the retirement of their only win of the whole season:
"He was our only frame"
Fleggy gets tired after his long emotional day:
Wetherspoons newest drunk
Three John Scotts has a new place to put any unwanted ketchup you may want to discard:
Fleggy burger
Three John Scotts has a new place to put your phone if you so wish:
Dog and Duck in Walkington next week lads. Oh, and well done on winning the cup. If we did win the cup? Fuck knows.
And, not forgetting Fleggs and his "amazing" pool career, at this emotional time for you.....the lads have carefully put together a very thoughtful and poignant message on your deserved retirement......
Thank fuck that shit cunt has fucked off.
Touching.
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