Newsletter, April 12th

Welcome to this week's pool newsletter from Hustlers X.

Amazing scenes as the away team at Hustlers realise Fleggy is playing....

 

That's two frames we're gonna win.

Phil and Les buy spectacles.....

And Ishan's wives spot someone riding a Grifter on a bridge....

 

"Is that Ishan's?"

"No, Ishan's is blue"

David has been in the news again, after being thrown out of his Dad's house.  David's Dad does not like spunk.  His Dad was sat nicely in his armchair when David started to do this:

 

"Uh....uh...." 

"For fuck's sake David, do you have to do that there?"

"Dad, it wipes up better off the laminate"

"David can you fucking stop it?"

 

 

"Just one sec, Dad...."

"David, I'm watching Antique's fucking Roadshow...."

"Oh God, here it comes..."

 

 

 

"...Uh Ohhhh......."

"clean that up before you go to sleep David"

"Alright Dad,  Night night"

David leaving his Dad's also coincided with Bev needing a new kitchen:

 

 

So David did the gentlemanly thing and moved back in.  4 minutes later....

 

 

 

 

Q doesn't have a profile yet, so you lot need to write one and me, Chris Jubb, will put it on.

Join us next week when we'll be adding loads more of David's cumshots like this one:

 

 

 "Should've kept them glasses on bitch"

said david, yesterday

 

 

 

 

 

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Introducing Mark Quigley

Introducing out team, Hustlers X.
This week we introduce Mark Quigley.

Mark "Q" Quigley was born in Beverley, which is ironic as nowadays he's often in Beverley.  On Bransholme.

(Photo not taken in Bransholme)

Q's nickname is also ironic as he doesn't even have a cue.  He's borrowed Fleggy's for the last 3 years.  To be fair the cue hadn't won a frame before Q started borrowing it.  The team think Flegs needs to buy another cue as this one is getting a little old.  Perhaps Les should borrow this one for a match and snap it over his knee.
Quigs may have been born in Beverley but his penis was born somewhere in Africa.  No one knows how a white guy can have a penis so brown.

 

  Big

 

Brown

Cock

Quigs can sleep stood up like a horse but only in small wardrobes in caravans whilst filming one of his mates shagging a trollop.

This horse should be in a small wardrobe.

In a caravan.

Quigs, like David, is a property developer who tranforms houses, sells them for a profit, then feeds it to David and Martin via their nostrils.  Obviously David's nostrils take some filling!  Quigs has LOADS of free bets.  He's a gambling man and takes advantage of all the bookmakers out there offering free bets such as William Hill, Ladnose and BetFlegs.  He simply rings David or Martin, gets a bet on then never bothers paying the shit cunts unless it's a winner! 

 

Mugs

Q's favourite player is Adolf Hitler, he said "well, I like his cue action and the way he tries to develop his tricky ball early in the finish.  I also agree with his concentration camps".  Wise words there from Mark.  In his spare time, Q likes to go dogging and write autobiographical accounts of himself in the third person.






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