This week we introduce Mark Quigley.
Mark "Q" Quigley was born in Beverley, which is ironic as nowadays he's often in Beverley. On Bransholme.
(Photo not taken in Bransholme)
Q's nickname is also ironic as he doesn't even have a cue. He's borrowed Fleggy's for the last 3 years. To be fair the cue hadn't won a frame before Q started borrowing it. The team think Flegs needs to buy another cue as this one is getting a little old. Perhaps Les should borrow this one for a match and snap it over his knee.
Quigs may have been born in Beverley but his penis was born somewhere in Africa. No one knows how a white guy can have a penis so brown.
Big
Brown
Cock
Quigs can sleep stood up like a horse but only in small wardrobes in caravans whilst filming one of his mates shagging a trollop.
This horse should be in a small wardrobe.
In a caravan.
Quigs, like David, is a property developer who tranforms houses, sells them for a profit, then feeds it to David and Martin via their nostrils. Obviously David's nostrils take some filling! Quigs has LOADS of free bets. He's a gambling man and takes advantage of all the bookmakers out there offering free bets such as William Hill, Ladnose and BetFlegs. He simply rings David or Martin, gets a bet on then never bothers paying the shit cunts unless it's a winner!
Mugs
Q's favourite player is Adolf Hitler, he said "well, I like his cue action and the way he tries to develop his tricky ball early in the finish. I also agree with his concentration camps". Wise words there from Mark. In his spare time, Q likes to go dogging and write autobiographical accounts of himself in the third person.
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