Exciting news this week as Sky Sports uncover a breaking news story from deep in the badlands of East Hull:
This is how Sky viewers saw the dramatic events
That's right folks, Fleggy has finally done the decent thing and fucking retired from pool. Most people thought he already had retired. Pool in Hull has never been in better shape as from yesterday. There is now renewed interest in trips to Yarmouth, everyone's joining the county team again and Lucy faints in Hustlers when she hears the news:
Bricknell Ave hold an impromptu street party:
David shows the bar staff in Three John Scotts just how happy he is:
"THAT'S how happy I am bitch. You made me do that"
Gareth Potts sent a personal message to Martin on his tearful retirement:
Hi there, Fleddy, it's me Gareth here. Just want to wish you all the
best on your retirement from the game. Obviously I've never heard of you Fleddy,
and no one I know has heard of you and by all accounts the lads from Hull,
especially my great Tour mate Wayne Bristow, are really glad to see the back of you.
You were a disgrace to our sport and, frankly, just fuck off.
Thanks to Gareth for his kind words there.
Meanwhile in Newbridge Club Fleggy's past opponents are gutted at the retirement of their only win of the whole season:
"He was our only frame"
Fleggy gets tired after his long emotional day:
Wetherspoons newest drunk
Three John Scotts has a new place to put any unwanted ketchup you may want to discard:
Fleggy burger
Three John Scotts has a new place to put your phone if you so wish:
Dog and Duck in Walkington next week lads. Oh, and well done on winning the cup. If we did win the cup? Fuck knows.
And, not forgetting Fleggs and his "amazing" pool career, at this emotional time for you.....the lads have carefully put together a very thoughtful and poignant message on your deserved retirement......
Thank fuck that shit cunt has fucked off.
Touching.
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Just woke up to hear the shocking news of flegs retirement.I can honestly say,this has had the same devastating effect on me as hearing Fernando ' Judas ' Torres flopping at Chelsea and Sir Alex Fergayson's retirement.My side's are in great pain and I fear my head will fall off.............Mick melia.
ReplyDeleteShocking news,a year out the limelight and he may realise this was a huge mistake.Please don't come back........Ronnie 'o' Sullivan.
ReplyDeleteA sad loss to the acting world.......his Oscar winning portrayal of a pool player brought tears of sorrow and laughter to millions.........Robert De Niro
ReplyDeleteHappy retire Mr Fleggy.........His epic battle and gracious 7-6 defeat against Uboo Mywamba,the one armed,blind mutant gave hope to all third world people.............Nelson Mandela.
ReplyDeleteGoodbye CHAMP..........If only you could of played a few more added minutes in your frames,you may eventually have potted that elusive blackball............Sir Alex Fergayson.
ReplyDeleteI SALUTE YOU........Fleggy has been a true inspiration to me and my Siamese twin,from our humble backgrounds his ability to bounce back against his limited talent has inspired us to try to overcome our own afflictionions,........The Jubb brothers.
ReplyDeleteMR INSPIRATIONAL.........His great ability to bounce back after defeat after defeat has inspired me to continue..........Audley Harrison.
ReplyDeleteHAPPY RETIREMENT.....I never took my victories against Martin as a forgone conclusion,even though I'm not real.......KERMIT THE FROG .
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