Part One of our End of Season Round-Up...

Happy New Year from Hustlers X to all.  And that.
And welcome, Team Members to our end of year round up, but first some pool news:

PJ has a Snickers after football and feels much better:

"better"

David "seasons" the fucking turkey:

"have some of that, bird"

And, Smokey's sister finally gets to meet our captain David:

"You small cunt" said David.

Yesterday.

In other sport news, Quigs wins the Darts World Championship:

Boooosch

Our end of year awards are here and the first award is "Best Foreigner" which we've had to retitle "Best International" due to racism rules.  And that.  This is a chance for non-caucasian members of the pool scene to have their moment.

In third place was Ishan's Dad who showed us some early pics of Ishan's pool table at home:

"Garlig Yogurd my friend"

Second place goes to JJ Faul, a simply great player and a credit to his country just like Nelson Mandela who fought through apartheid but never once showed his black penis in public.  Maybe he should've:

Well done to JJ as we all know it's hard playing in a 

white dominated sport.  But we really think you should 

change your EPA profile picture though as we can clearly 

see your bald, black, big, bouncing, black balls and we 

really don't want to you black bastard.  But well done.  respec'.

First place goes to Ishan.  Obviously.  This was all building up to this tired and lame "joke".  But fuck it:

"Thankyouplease" said Ishan.

Yesterday.

Dish of the year goes to Fleggs when he managed to get the first THREE YELLOWS after his opponent broke.  So well done to Fleggs there.
He then missed but that not important.

Now it's time for our annual 8-ball trophy presentation.
In third place was Richard Dunham:

"Shit.  Honestly, I'm attached to the door by my belt.  

Please release me without making me look stupid"  Said Richard.

Yesterday.

In second place was..............a great finish.......Rik Owen:

"Where ever I lay my coat, that's my home.....

although I have my coat over my shoulder which is a bit of a let down" 

said Rikchard.

Yesterday.

And in FIRST FUCKING PLACE, brilliant, well done, what more can we say about this man....


......It's Rikchard Owen ham!

Well done to Ric, there.....

Part II tomorrow.............maybe............