In pool news, Dave Wheeldon is still by the roadside on the way to Yarmouth:
.....and you've never done the double have you fuck.....
Dave Wheeldon's team unveil their new strip for the new season:
....and you've never done the double, you all dress like Barney Rubble....
And in Hustlers, someone reenacts the ridiculous attempt at a plant David tried in Yarmouth in the national finals:
David went on to miss.
His opponent cleared up.
David shook his hand.
David said "Well played mate"
This week saw us kick off the new season with a preliminary cup tie. AMAZINGLY this is the 18th season in a row we've been drawn in the preliminary round and UNBELIEVABLY it is also the 18th season in a row that we've been drawn at home in the preliminary round! It's uncanny that the biggest drinking team in the league is drawn at Hustlers every year for this extra game. It's just uncanny. Amazing really. What are the chances? When Phil had Hustlers, no expense was spared on the draw for the preliminary round of the cup, with Bill and George Pyoobs from Newbridge Club brought in:
Number 27.......Hustlers X..........will play....number 41.....Preston Road Alcoholics...
When Paul took over it went glamourous with Sky and ITV showing the draw live but Paul blew all his budget on Gianfranco Zola and had to get Chinky Bill, Lucky Star's delivery driver, as the other guest:
Number 14.....Hustlers X..........will play......Nummer twenny four....Special Fry Ry...
Good news as we won the game 7-1 with Mick the only
David has taken things a bit far this week. He saw Comet's latest advert on the television and took matters into his own hands. Literally.
"Comet? Fucking right I know where to come bitch.
Now stand up and show me your range of toasters please.
And what's that basket for cunt?"
See you next week.....
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