In pool news, Mick sends Kenny Dalglish a beautiful hand drawn birthday card with some of his reflections on the latest managerial appointment:
"Happy Cocks Big Chop"
Poignant.
David adds a female friend on Facebook:
Leave us alone, Rozzer.
And Bri Bayston brings out his new album:
Rich will be covering some material off the new album at his next gig.
In Dog and Duck in Walkington.
Well team members, Hustlers X were on for an unprecedented clean sweep after winning the League, the Cup and the three man team. We had Peejay in the final of the singles, Q and Rikchard Owenham representing us in the final of the doubles and.......ha ha ha ha.......no, don't laugh..........David Hanarahanaranananaranaranarahanranahan "representing" us in the Captain's cup semi final! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Everyone was geared up for the clean sweep until David did the inevitable and got murdered. The night went downhill from here as the clean sweep that we'd all been hoping for went up in smoke with our beloved leader proclaiming beforehand that he was "playing well". He was right. he DID play well! He won three frames, that IS playing well!
After suffering the expected blow of David losing and the clean sweep going up in smoke before our very eyes, no one could concentrate anymore. Peej got beat. Q and Ricardo Owenio got beat. Our hearts weren't in it.
It's all David's fault.
Dog and Duck in Walkington for presentation night next week lads.
I feel as if I've forgotten something.......
......fuck knows......
........ah yes....
..........no Newsletter would be the same without a Jimmy Krankie pic when he appeared on Jim'll Fix It and was made to prove by Jimmy she really was a boy:
'Savile's cock is bigger than mine. Obviously'
.....and no newsletter would be quite complete a cumshot. David found this poor drunken girl passed out in the back of Pete Evvy's garden. But he looked after her like a true gent:
Wake up cunt
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