David Hanarahan

Introducing more of our pool team, Hustlers X.
This week we profile David Hanarahan.


David was born in the back of Swallow pub in the late 50s.  He's a tiler and property developer.  David Hanarahanahan gets with vulnerable women through Facebook, sets up home with them, develops their property then simply leaves for the next vulnerable woman on Facebook.  If YOU are a vulnerable woman on Facebook never, under no circumstances, accept a friend request from David Hanarahanraharahan unless you want your feet hanging out of the window in Priory car park.  Or you just want your house doing up.

Beverley's house before sending the dreaded friend request

Beverley's house when David left

David is a spectacular sex pest.  If you are friends with him on Facebook never tell him if you had a math's teacher.  This is his standard line and his first move to get into your knickers.  David Hanarahanraharharaharaharahan now lives back at home with his Dad, John Nutter who played for Stevenage.  John has always been a much better pool player than David and is famed for his head butt whenever anybody speaks to him about pool.  David cums all over Johns house.  All over it.  He can cum at will.  He was just walking through his Dad's living room to cum in the kettle when he went off all over the carpet then curled up in a ball for a post-cum nap.  Being used to this behavior, his Dad didn't bat an eyelid.

David finding out exactly which math's teacher this poor girl had.

David Hanaraharaharaharaharaharaharaharaharaharaharaharaharaharahan is our captain and worst player, obviously apart from Flegs.  David's favourite shot is the tap-in over the pocket and his worst shot is all the others.  David's favourite player is Lee Kendall, David says "I like his nose.  It's a bit like mine if you look at it.  I'd bang his ex-missus as well, that Vicki who's with Mark Selby now.  Fuck me, I would stick it right in her and cum all over that bastard.  I'm off on Facebook to friend request her.  Oh, I've just cum thinking about it.  Nan night"

Thanks to David there for an incredible insight into his pool mind.



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