This week we profile PJ Holiday.
PJ Holiday was born in Newcastle in the late 80s and was actually named after the attire his mother wore at the birth. Good job she didn't have Shitty Kegs on otherwise he'd be called SK which doesn't have the same ring. His dad is Bank Holiday and his favourite fish is a Dolphin. Not sure if that counts really Peejay. Peejay has a younger brother, Deejay, and an older sister, Beejay, who are good at mixing records and fellatio respectively. Another elder brother is called Veedee and has Syphallus, his older sister, Deejon is....erm....just mustard (that was a good joke).
Deejay, Deejon, Peejay and Veedee's sister Beejay.
Hustlers X breaking news: David has cum.
Beejay, Deejon, Veedee and Peejay's brother Deejay pictured
with his main man, Billy Barrett. Mother Fuckers.
Yesterday.
Beejay, Peejay, Deejon, and Deejay's brother,
Veedee just before he fell over the cliff.
He's a goner 'ere!
Do you get it?
That is probably the worst gag we've ever posted.
Actually it was quite good if you're as wrecked as me.
You best press "PLAY" on this:
I've got something to put in you!
Peejay loves gay bars. He gets his top off in gay bars. He receives awards in gay bars. Topless. He sends his friends photo evidence of such awards. He encourages his male friend Ishanistan to also get his top off. It is pure filth.
Peejay is an England international and has won everything there is to win, including best hotpants '84 and most fantastic moustache '89. His favourite player is Ian Kettle, Peejay said "He fucking stinks. I haven't even given an interview to you lot, you're making it up. Don't just make it up as you go along." Thanks to Peejay for the interview. Yesterday.
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