This week we profile Billy Barrett.
Billy is just 16 and started playing pool at the age of 4 with his dad Earl Barrett who played for Oldham. And Villa. Billy was born in Oldham but moved to Hull when his Dad set up his property business, Barrett Homes. Billy now lives in a crack den with five of his mates and four crack whores. Billy loves plant food. He fucking loves it.
Billy's new pad.
We had a look around Billy's new pad. It was an eye-opener to say the least. There was an oven in the kitchen, a pair of scales, some scag, an armchair, some more scag, and a toilet. We dared to look in Bill's bedroom, and found a Harry Styles out of 1 Direction poster on his bedroom wall. Billy had comically drawn a penis on Harry, but even more comically, he'd decided in his crazy mind to write the word "goolies" across Harry's forehead. Good thinking Bill, that's just what everyone else would've done. Here, have a look:
What a fucking nutcase!
Billy's favourite player is Les Collins, Billy said "I just like the way he hates losing and can smash Fleggy's cue at any moment. Plus he can get hold of electric toothbrushes if anyone wants one."
Coming next week, we introduce more of our team, we have a singer/songwriter, two sex pests and an arabic greek turk with an obsession for yoghurt and customising bicycles.............
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